THE MOST DISAPPOINTING TOP 7 FILMS FOR 2011
- THE MOST
DISAPPOINTING TOP 7 FILMS FOR 2011
So these are the Top films that have let us down....
1. SUCKERPUNCH
BabyDoll Kicking Ass... We Dont Know Why |
Probably the biggest disaster of the year. Sucker punch was
much more of a let down than anyone would of thought. Zack Snyder directed one
thee awesomest films in this decade and a true classic in 300... He then turned
his attention to Watchmen. A movie that would make the film just as memorable
as when the original novel was released. It's definitely one of thee best comic
book movie ever made.
And this was all due to his visionary aesthetic style that
sets him apart all these other directors.
So when word got out that this visionary director would be
writing and directing his very own film that would be his own vision and story,
great things were expected. But needless to say, it quite didn't work that
well. The story was all messed up, things weren’t making sense, the story as
rated PG13, but had all sorts of near rape scenes and sexual connotations that
was just inappropriate for that rating. The action scenes were really
impressive but it was needless pointless action, that wasn't needed at all!
This film really failed and we are big big big Zack Snyder
fans, but this was a huge let down.
2. GREEN
LANTERN
DEADPOOL is GREEN LANTERN?? HUH?? LoL.. Get It?? |
Possibly the worst superhero film, since X-men Last Stand...
But the again Last Stand, is in a league of its own when it comes to how bad a
movie can get.
Green Lantern Flying with a Fish/Chicken... Neither can fly.. Thats Stupid.. |
The real problem with Green Lantern was probably the time of
its release. By the time Green Lantern came out, general audiences got to see
Thor and X-Men: First Class, two films that really did something different when
it comes to comic films. Then Green Lantern came and it was a typical comic
film. It offered nothing new at all, and having Ryan Reynolds, as its star
really didn't help it at all.
The characterization was all wrong and a post credit scene
that probably ruined what could of been a very awesome sequel, but because they
want to rush things they just messed it up.
Green Lantern was suppose to kick off what would become the
Justice League, in the same way Iron Man did for Marvel's Avengers. But it was
a total fail... Huge disappointment.
3.THE
HANGOVER PART II
I Don't Remember this Film, Don't they wake up and don't remember?? |
Formula recycled, story recycled, not really that
creative... Yes there were some awesome moments but most of the film you
wouldn’t even remember, and if you had to choose to watch the first or the
second film again, we sure that everybody will say the first.
The Hangover II made a lot of money but at the end of the
day, it was kinda disappointing, forgettable, but it was hilarious
4. PIRATES
OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES
Captain Jack and the Gang romanticizing us with their poses |
Jack Sparrow, sorry, Captain Jack Sparrow, made his return
to the big screen and it was nowhere near as memorable has is his last outing.
Sad to say, but this was a very mediocre film for captain Jack. Yes, he was
entertaining and yes it did get you to laugh at times, but it didn't really
give you a memorable adventure that we come to expect from Jack.
Barbosa was the real star of the show this time around, as
he kept you more vested in the story because of his major change in behaviour.
He was a breath of fresh air in a film that is produced by an antagonist that
was less than threatening, with his zombie crew that was even not even scary
for the most part.
A lot didn't work with the film, and we sure that you guys
can even point out more but that's why On Stranger Tides is on our list,
because even though it wasn’t extremely bad, it still disappointed.
Forgive this film |
5. PRIEST
The film that was suppose to show vampire for what they
truly are, cold killers, was instead cold in its story. Priest was a film that
had most people interested as it was set in apocalyptic future where priests
were kicking vampire arse.
Unfortunately when you actually watched the film you
realized just how mediocre this film truly was. It was mostly playing in horror
cliches and really failed to give any surprises. Instead it just followed a formula that was set before it, and just
like the Hangover II and Green Lantern these presets would ultimately lead to
movie goers dissatisfaction and earn it a place on our most disappointing films
for 2011.
6. TRANSFORMERS:
DARK OF THE MOON
BumbleBee is not a Pet!! His a Fighting ROBOT!!! |
We all love watching cars transform, and this time around we
got to see cars transform in 3D, which was extra awesome but story wise, huge
let down taking into account that when the film came out we were told that it
would be the last transformers film. And if that was really the last, that
would be just so sad.
Once again Michael Bay has shown his blatant disregard for
characterizing the Transformers, which this entire franchise is based on. The
badness of the second film, shown through once again in this film, with Bay
trying to make a good film on the back of that one, and it couldn't really be
done.
Some people might disagree with this but the truth of the
matter is, Bay hid our bad this films story is by throwing in comedy, and
action or transforming robots at strategic moments Ina the films to hide all
these moments were more of the story was revealed.
Luckily for us this wasn't the last film, but it was
certainly disappointing.
7. COWBOYS
& ALIENS
Sci-fi vs. Western, the genre mash up that was suppose to be
one of thee biggest and coolest films around, but yep you guessed it, it just
disappointed.
Aliens?? |
The first act of the film captured the spirit of this mash
up but then the film just ended up fumbling along, with the last act just being
totally ridiculous. We kinda wanted to see the film more balanced with its
genres instead of getting a over the top Sci-fi with one dimensional villains.
Like all the films on our list, this film wasn't all that
bad but it did disappoint.
Why don’t you tell us, what films let you down in 2011??
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